Watch Haley Kalil Share the Hilarious Reasons Why She’s Happily Unwed

The 2018 Swim Search winner is back at it with more slapstick social media content.
Haley Kalil

Haley Kalil.

While some people are in a rush to the altar, it’s clear Haley Kalil is not one of them.

The four-time SI Swimsuit model showed off her sense of humor in yet another hysterical Instagram video. In the March 21 clip, Kalil appeared on camera wearing a lacy white top.

“POV: someone asks why you aren’t married yet,” read the on-screen text.

The model mimed accepting a suitor’s proposal, but when she slipped the ring on her finger, she flashed forward to her future—in which she was scrubbing a toilet.

Kalil lifted the ring off her finger and slipped it back on. This time, the video cut to the 30-year-old stirring a pot on the stove while rocking a screaming baby in her arms.

Once more, she pulled the ring off, asked, “What is going on?” and slipped the piece of jewelry back on her finger.

“He told me he’d be home early to help with the baby, but then he decided to work...” future Kalil wept.

The 2018 Swim Search winner wrote in her caption that the skit was just in jest: “#marriage (jk I know some marriages are amazing but also this 👀).”

Plenty of Kalil’s 692,000 followers on the platform chimed in to the comments section to share their thoughts.

“Accurate 😂,” one person wrote.

“This 🙌,” another fan said.

“Relatable 💀,” someone else added.

Not everyone agreed with Kalil's stance, however.

“Marriage and babies are amazing 😍😍😍,” one follower stated. “Just sayin 🤷🏻‍♀️.”

Kalil filed for divorce from her now ex-husband, former NFL offensive tackle Matt Kalil, last May.

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Cara O’Bleness


Cara is a trending news writer/editor for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit. A passionate writer and editor with more than 10 years of experience in print and online media, she loves storytelling and believes that words have the power to change the world. Prior to joining the team, Cara worked as a writer and editor across a number of content verticals, including food, lifestyle, health and wellness, and small business and entrepreneurship. In her free time, Cara loves reading, spending time with her family and making her way through Michigan’s many microbreweries. She is a graduate of Michigan State University's School of Journalism.